Just When You Thought You’d Never Hear “Grady” and “Red Sox” in the Same...
Funny how things change. Ten years ago, in January of 2004, Red Sox Nation was still reeling from the nutsmack that was game seven of the 2003 ALCS. And the mere mention of the name “Grady” could push...
View ArticleHot Stove?
After the disaster that was the 2014 season (not to be confused with the 2012 debaucle), I kinda thought the Red Sox would load up on high-priced talent and make another World Series run. They...
View ArticleSpring Already?
Denton here. One week away from Opening Day and I’ve decided to come out of my cave. My decision to embrace the whole hibernation thing was genius. Did I miss anything? How was the weather? At long...
View ArticleLooks Like We *Will* Still Have John Farrell to Kick Around in 2017
Throughout this season, from the first pitch on Opening Day to the final flushing of the Sox in the ALDS, the drums have been sounding for John Farrell’s head. When the Sox got swept away in the...
View ArticleRick Porcello Moves from Outhouse to Penthouse
Just last year around this time, I was wondering aloud if we’d be better off tying Rick Porcello to the back of a rocket ship and sending him to the moon. Now the guy is pitching royalty, easily...
View ArticleDombrowski Ain’t F#$king Around: Sox Sign Sale, Thornburg, Moreland
USAToday Photo Apparently getting swept by Teets Francona in the ALDS crushed Dave Dombrowski’s spirits as much as it did ours. Because the man done went and bought a “sweep prevention package” today...
View ArticleEvery Rankin/Bass Christmas Special, as Ranked By a Functioning Alcoholic
Insert “deez nuts” joke here Besides knocking down a tree and dragging it into your house and “seasonal” rates from the local escorts, the best part of Christmas is the annual airing of the Rankin/Bass...
View ArticleRed Sox Looking to Bolster Attack with Big Double Signing
Unless you’ve been living under a rock for the past few weeks (and I actually prefer to do so around the holidays as rent is cheaper there), you’ll know that the Red Sox are on the hunt for some new...
View ArticleEnjoying Fenway Park When You’re Over Six Feet Tall
Look, I’ve been away for a while on my winter sabbatical and there’s a lot of things to talk about. But rather than rattle on about the Red Sox bullpen or Craig Kimbrel or locking up Mookie long-term...
View ArticleJust When You Thought You’d Never Hear “Grady” and “Red Sox” in the Same...
Funny how things change. Ten years ago, in January of 2004, Red Sox Nation was still reeling from the nutsmack that was game seven of the 2003 ALCS. And the mere mention of the name “Grady” could push...
View ArticleHot Stove?
After the disaster that was the 2014 season (not to be confused with the 2012 debaucle), I kinda thought the Red Sox would load up on high-priced talent and make another World Series run. They...
View ArticleSpring Already?
Denton here. One week away from Opening Day and I’ve decided to come out of my cave. My decision to embrace the whole hibernation thing was genius. Did I miss anything? How was the weather? At long...
View ArticleLooks Like We *Will* Still Have John Farrell to Kick Around in 2017
Throughout this season, from the first pitch on Opening Day to the final flushing of the Sox in the ALDS, the drums have been sounding for John Farrell’s head. When the Sox got swept away in the...
View ArticleRick Porcello Moves from Outhouse to Penthouse
Just last year around this time, I was wondering aloud if we’d be better off tying Rick Porcello to the back of a rocket ship and sending him to the moon. Now the guy is pitching royalty, easily...
View ArticleDombrowski Ain’t F#$king Around: Sox Sign Sale, Thornburg, Moreland
USAToday Photo Apparently getting swept by Teets Francona in the ALDS crushed Dave Dombrowski’s spirits as much as it did ours. Because the man done went and bought a “sweep prevention package” today...
View ArticleEvery Rankin/Bass Christmas Special, as Ranked By a Functioning Alcoholic
Insert “deez nuts” joke here Besides knocking down a tree and dragging it into your house and “seasonal” rates from the local escorts, the best part of Christmas is the annual airing of the Rankin/Bass...
View ArticleRed Sox Looking to Bolster Attack with Big Double Signing
Unless you’ve been living under a rock for the past few weeks (and I actually prefer to do so around the holidays as rent is cheaper there), you’ll know that the Red Sox are on the hunt for some new...
View ArticleEnjoying Fenway Park When You’re Over Six Feet Tall
Look, I’ve been away for a while on my winter sabbatical and there’s a lot of things to talk about. But rather than rattle on about the Red Sox bullpen or Craig Kimbrel or locking up Mookie long-term...
View ArticleUsing Science and Alcohol, I Found the Five Best Candidates for Red Sox Manager
Being a Red Sox manager is officially the most thankless job in the universe, second only perhaps to the guy who has to fit Steve Harvey for support stockings. We love you because you’re not the...
View ArticleXander Bogaerts and Rafael Devers are Silver Sluggers
We have reached the point in the off-season where we willingly lap at any consolation prizes we can get to take our minds off how the ALCS ended for the Red Sox. Or at least I do. So I was thrilled to...
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